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1 days ago
Sam Smorkle seems like a better drinking buddy honestly 😂
1 days ago
Plot twist: Sam Snorkle is the actual BBEG.
1 days ago
Sam seems less likely to murder me haha
1 days ago
Sam sends you on a simple sounding quest that turns into a double cross that wipes your party. The scary dude would have given you a sack of gold to find his dog Mr. Muffin.
1 days ago
*3 years later in game* “hey Sam what was the deal with that weird guy in the bar so long ago?”
1 days ago
Turns out Sam Smorkle is the BBEG and the other guy is an incredibly kind and caring man who just wanted a friend.
1 days ago
Are they drinking Färrt Bräu?
1 days ago
Well obviously if it’s so dire that Bonecrown McIronhand and his three flame buddies don’t have under control, then it’s above my pay grade.
1 days ago
Who wouldn't choose Sam?? ❤️
1 days ago
First rule of DMing: Never prepare only ONE plot hook. Always have multiple.
1 days ago
Yep. Best choice! Every time!
1 days ago
We love Sam.
20 hours ago
Don't trust Sam.. he hang out in a place like this.. you sure he is an innocent one?
23 hours ago
As someone who DOESN'T play these types of games... I'm definitely choosing the goblin!! 😂😂😂
1 days ago
Aha...side quest over main quest line. Makes sense 😂